Can i not drive my cunt home
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
