we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
sarcasm needs its own font
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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