I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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