just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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