operation harelip BJ is a go
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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