We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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