She said her name was "party"
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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