Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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