school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Dicks are not precious.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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