Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Randomize
