omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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