Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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