yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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