Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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