Grow some girl-balls and come out already
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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