that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish i was in the wii world.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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