Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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