he wants to bone in the snuggie
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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