The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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