ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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