Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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