Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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