I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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