She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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