the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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