how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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