everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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