So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
50% drunk capacity currently
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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