vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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