so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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