I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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