Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
