awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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