Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Come share oat with me in your robe
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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