We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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