Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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