I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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