I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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