ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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