that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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