The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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