new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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