idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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