Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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