Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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