just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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