If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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