So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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