Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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