life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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